The Holiday For The Rest Of Us 
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

 “Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! The doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. ‘A Festivus for the rest of us!’”