Let me overthink that...

Yeah, I know you only asked how my weekend went but I'm a little torn here. I mean, I got dumped but I wasn't really into him, so that's a non-issue, but will it make me sound callous? I mean, he ate chicken wings with a fork and knife and everything. But then I binge-watched You yesterday so it ended on a really high note and I'd way rather talk about that, but what if you ask me about my relationship and then I have to pretend that we're still together and....