Candle For Real Blondes

Oh, I'm dumb?

Look at you, working ever so diligently at a career that will take you all the way up to middle-management one day! Ok, ok, so I may be on that same career track, but that's not really the issue here, is it? It's my golden locks, isn't it? My lovely, flowing, completely natural sun-kissed waves just set you off. Well, too bad. I'm not apologizing for nothin'.