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Whiskey River Soap Co

WTF Candles

WTF Candles

Regular price $11.99 USD
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?

Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri scented 
Net wt. 7 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours

 

FUCK THIS

SMELLS LIKE I'M OVER IT

Bye, Felicia.

Amaretto Sour scented 
Net wt. 7 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours

 

OH MY FUCK

SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE'S KNOCKED UP

Congratulations! Your life is now over.

Blue Raspberry Jello Shot scented 
Net wt. 7 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours

 

FUCK YEAH

SMELLS LIKE A CELEBRATORY DRINK

Fuck yeah!

Blueberry Bourbon Fizz scented 
Net wt. 7 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours

 

SALTY BITCHES

SMELLS LIKE WHO YOU CALLING SALTY?

Bitch.

Salty Dog Cocktail (Grapefruit) scented 
Net wt. 7 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours

 

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

SMELLS LIKE, I MEAN, PROBABLY

 

Pomegranate Champagne scented 
Net wt. 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours

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