Creative Type

Smells like brain vomit.

Well, your personal life is probably a mess, but it's largely because you're in a constant state of... let's call it "creative tornado." Everything around you makes you think of something else, which makes you scribble new crazy ideas on top of whichever scrap of paper is nearest, be it the cable bill or your last crazy idea. Best to choose one of your paper scraps and go with it, though. The fire department just labeled your place a potential fire hazard.